Oh, I have so many "it could only happen to me stories" but I am glad that they happen to others too! The rooster in the back of the car
The poor bloke probably thought he wasn't the only one with issues!
Okay, the rooster that I was given when I was in Sydney, I had to keep in my MIL's 2BR unit's garage in a box. It started crowing at 4am in the morning. The others in the complex were not impressed at all! My husband dutifully confessed to the neighbours who enquired if we had a rooster in our house. I farmed him out to my brother who lives on the outskirts of town and where roosters are more acceptable.
We brought him home, and he got into a fight with the existing rooster (they were meant to stay in their separate pens). So, the injuries and the 35 degree day the other day, unfortunately done him in...
See... only I could bring a rooster 800km and then kill it.